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5 View2025-04-22
*sighs*
Here we go, monetized solitaire. Yes, that game that Windows gives you for free.
Welcome to a game made to not be bored transformed into a candy-crush like commercial venture of dogs, smurfs, and the worst deck of cards your eyes have ever laid sight upon.
When it works in your favour, the rounds are pleasant. It a delight to see the screen be cleared as you round up series of cards upon series of cards like is a Yu-Gi-Oh round of wits against destiny. This when it works.
Is is important to pray to whatever council of divinities your soul is protected by, that you have proper cards and you are not forced to skim trough three quarters of the deck to anyway call your demise early. The game will rapidly show that luck will favour people who have a conclusive quantity of funds for the tricks in the sleeve that are really less of a trick and more of a happy, colorful invitation for your wallet to be emptied.
The coins you win, trough a gut wrenching method of trickle economics and log waits, will be immediately lost to the complexities of the next round, that'll push you to deal with the loss and the wait of another wait, of another wait.
Whatever tragedies the Smurfs go trough to "have the village rebuilt" is not worth for them to keep pestering you. Might as well start building the thing themselves.
Final vote: I have no cookies for the vote, the goddam smurf pet ate them all.
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