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PLS UPDATE FGO
3K View2025-05-22Dear TapTap Team,
It has been over 24 hours…
Twenty-four hours of suffering, of copium, of hitting the refresh button like a man possessed.
Every second ticks by like an NP charge on an enemy Berserker.
I wake up, check TapTap, no update.
I go to sleep hoping tomorrow is the day.
But still NO UPDATE.
It’s been a day. A WHOLE DAY.
No update. No login. No farming.
No Mashu greeting me with "Senpai" like she used to.
Every time I open TapTap and see “Update Not Available” it’s like being hit by a full-powered NP to the heart.
I can’t hear the menu BGM without breaking down.
I miss the loading circle. I miss the sparkles. I miss checking friend supports and wondering why someone grailed Babbage.
I cannot roll.
I cannot farm.
I cannot login and stare blankly at my support list wondering why I grailed Gilles de Rais.
It has been over 24 hours…
Twenty-four hours of suffering, of copium, of hitting the refresh button like a man possessed.
Every second ticks by like an NP charge on an enemy Berserker.
I wake up, check TapTap, no update.
I go to sleep hoping tomorrow is the day.
But still NO UPDATE.
It’s been a day. A WHOLE DAY.
No update. No login. No farming.
No Mashu greeting me with "Senpai" like she used to.
Every time I open TapTap and see “Update Not Available” it’s like being hit by a full-powered NP to the heart.
I can’t hear the menu BGM without breaking down.
I miss the loading circle. I miss the sparkles. I miss checking friend supports and wondering why someone grailed Babbage.
I cannot roll.
I cannot farm.
I cannot login and stare blankly at my support list wondering why I grailed Gilles de Rais.
NA IS NOT ENOUGH.
It’s like chewing on cardboard after tasting gourmet.
I’m over here on NA getting 3* EXP and bad drop rates while my JP account sits there, untouched, like a shrine to what once was.
I MISS MY ACCOUNT.
My entire existence as a JP Master is on hold, locked behind the cruel gates of "Pending Update."
I see news of the new banner, the limited time quests, the event shop refresh—but I cannot enter.
I am a Master in exile.
A wanderer with no AP to spend.
My login streak is at risk.
I beg of you.
I am not even asking for a miracle, just a simple version sync.
The files are there. The update exists. Other apps have it.
All I need is TapTap's blessing, your holy "Update" button to light up like a golden servant card.
Do you understand what this means to us?
This isn’t just a game. It’s not just gacha. It’s not just quartz and apples.
It’s life. It’s war. It’s our fate.
TapTap, please.
You are the bridge. The hope. The plug.
The one who connects us to Chaldea.
Why are you taking so long this time? 🥺
Where is the patch?
All I ask is a sliver of hope, a tiny button, a single download.
I have done nothing but wait. Refresh. Despair.
Even the Counter Force wouldn't ignore this long.
TapTap, if you see this... please...
UPDATE FGO JP. 🙏
I BEG YOU. 🙏🙏
PLSSSSS TAPTAP
P L E A S E 😭
MY QUARTZ IS READY
MY FARM TEAMS ARE BUILT
MY SANITY IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD
EVERYONE ELSE HAS THE FGO JP UPDATE. BUT WE? WE SUFFER.
We, the loyal TapTap users, the purest of Chaldean faithful, are being left behind.
Everyone who downloaded FGO JP from APKPure, direct installs, or rooted through a Japanese server with a VPN made out of hope and tears—
THEY’RE ALL PLAYING.
They’re rolling. They’re farming.
They’re breathing that fresh JP event air.
They’re already getting 5 copies of the new CE and casually feeding it to the second archive.
And us?
We can’t even log in.
We’re stuck at the title screen like it’s 2017 again and our Wi-Fi broke during maintenance.
TAPTAP PLEASE.
WHY HAVEN’T YOU UPDATED FGO JP?!
It’s not a mystery update. It’s already out, on every other platform.
It’s not a bug. It’s not hidden.
It’s RIGHT THERE.
So why...
Why are you keeping it from us?
Why must I open TapTap and see that cursed “No update available” message like it’s the Eye of Sauron staring into my very soul?
Do you not understand what’s happening to us?
My AP is overflowing and I CAN’T SPEND IT.
My login streak is staring into the abyss.
I HAVE SUMMON TICKETS BURNING A HOLE IN MY INVENTORY.
I haven’t heard Mashu say “Senpai” in 24 hours and my soul is CRUMBLING.
My fingers are phantom-tapping the screen where the "Update" button should be.
We are the TapTap Users.
We are the forgotten children of Chaldea.
We chose your platform, trusted you to update us promptly... and now?
Now we are OUTSIDE while everyone else eats.
People are already discussing event strategies, challenge quests, and which JP character has the best swimsuit art—
and we’re sitting here like Lostbelt NPCs, watching from a screen with a single tear falling down our gacha-deprived face.
We don’t want much.
Just the same basic dignity as the rest.
Just that sweet, sweet “Update” button.
Just our ticket back home.
So please, TapTap.
If there is any mercy left in this gacha-ridden world—release the update.
We’re not even asking for quartz.
We’re just asking for access.
Let us see our servants again. Let us feel the rush of a multi-roll, the salt of a min-roll, the joy of a critical Arts chain.
Let us return to where we belong.
TAPTAP, UPDATE FGO JP.
PLEASE. WE ARE LOSING OUR MINDS.
Faithfully,
The TapTap Refugees of Chaldea 🥀
It’s like chewing on cardboard after tasting gourmet.
I’m over here on NA getting 3* EXP and bad drop rates while my JP account sits there, untouched, like a shrine to what once was.
I MISS MY ACCOUNT.
My entire existence as a JP Master is on hold, locked behind the cruel gates of "Pending Update."
I see news of the new banner, the limited time quests, the event shop refresh—but I cannot enter.
I am a Master in exile.
A wanderer with no AP to spend.
My login streak is at risk.
I beg of you.
I am not even asking for a miracle, just a simple version sync.
The files are there. The update exists. Other apps have it.
All I need is TapTap's blessing, your holy "Update" button to light up like a golden servant card.
Do you understand what this means to us?
This isn’t just a game. It’s not just gacha. It’s not just quartz and apples.
It’s life. It’s war. It’s our fate.
TapTap, please.
You are the bridge. The hope. The plug.
The one who connects us to Chaldea.
Why are you taking so long this time? 🥺
Where is the patch?
All I ask is a sliver of hope, a tiny button, a single download.
I have done nothing but wait. Refresh. Despair.
Even the Counter Force wouldn't ignore this long.
TapTap, if you see this... please...
UPDATE FGO JP. 🙏
I BEG YOU. 🙏🙏
PLSSSSS TAPTAP
P L E A S E 😭
MY QUARTZ IS READY
MY FARM TEAMS ARE BUILT
MY SANITY IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD
EVERYONE ELSE HAS THE FGO JP UPDATE. BUT WE? WE SUFFER.
We, the loyal TapTap users, the purest of Chaldean faithful, are being left behind.
Everyone who downloaded FGO JP from APKPure, direct installs, or rooted through a Japanese server with a VPN made out of hope and tears—
THEY’RE ALL PLAYING.
They’re rolling. They’re farming.
They’re breathing that fresh JP event air.
They’re already getting 5 copies of the new CE and casually feeding it to the second archive.
And us?
We can’t even log in.
We’re stuck at the title screen like it’s 2017 again and our Wi-Fi broke during maintenance.
TAPTAP PLEASE.
WHY HAVEN’T YOU UPDATED FGO JP?!
It’s not a mystery update. It’s already out, on every other platform.
It’s not a bug. It’s not hidden.
It’s RIGHT THERE.
So why...
Why are you keeping it from us?
Why must I open TapTap and see that cursed “No update available” message like it’s the Eye of Sauron staring into my very soul?
Do you not understand what’s happening to us?
My AP is overflowing and I CAN’T SPEND IT.
My login streak is staring into the abyss.
I HAVE SUMMON TICKETS BURNING A HOLE IN MY INVENTORY.
I haven’t heard Mashu say “Senpai” in 24 hours and my soul is CRUMBLING.
My fingers are phantom-tapping the screen where the "Update" button should be.
We are the TapTap Users.
We are the forgotten children of Chaldea.
We chose your platform, trusted you to update us promptly... and now?
Now we are OUTSIDE while everyone else eats.
People are already discussing event strategies, challenge quests, and which JP character has the best swimsuit art—
and we’re sitting here like Lostbelt NPCs, watching from a screen with a single tear falling down our gacha-deprived face.
We don’t want much.
Just the same basic dignity as the rest.
Just that sweet, sweet “Update” button.
Just our ticket back home.
So please, TapTap.
If there is any mercy left in this gacha-ridden world—release the update.
We’re not even asking for quartz.
We’re just asking for access.
Let us see our servants again. Let us feel the rush of a multi-roll, the salt of a min-roll, the joy of a critical Arts chain.
Let us return to where we belong.
TAPTAP, UPDATE FGO JP.
PLEASE. WE ARE LOSING OUR MINDS.
Faithfully,
The TapTap Refugees of Chaldea 🥀
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pls boost so that fgo could finally be updated!!
2025-05-23
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2025-05-24
where TF is the update TAPTAP why are you so fucking slow every time!?!
2025-08-01
3 days already still no update
2025-08-03