Pokemon SLEEP and its problem

Oooh wee, I am simply too tired to write a review on this game. Pokémon. Cute. Sleep. Good. Basic. You can speedrun and shiny hunt in this game by entering a medically induced coma with a Pokémon GO Plus + (pronounced plus plus)… …(it’s $55) (it’s okay though you get a pikachu with a little hat on it, which is new and funny and worth $55 (FIFTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS (equivalent to selling 7 1/2 American hours of your life on American minimum wage (hey, person undergoing financially hard times, the kids don’t need to eat today, you need something to sing lullabies to you at night while replacing every word with Pikachu without being able to turn down the volume or pick the song or turn off the LED light (bro they commercialized sleep, what?))))). You need this doodad. You need it.